Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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