Kareoke will never be a sober sport
no, he came in my armpit
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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