so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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