what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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