I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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