It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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