think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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