I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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