Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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