im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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