IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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