I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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