well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Operation Purity has been aborted
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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