she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Someone came in the potted fern
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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