How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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