If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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