i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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