No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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