yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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