You're my little dorito
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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