Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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