Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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