is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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