It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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