pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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