I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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