Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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