why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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