so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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