Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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