why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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