Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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