Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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