So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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