You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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