new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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