Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
