So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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