I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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