What did we do last night that was yellow?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
