I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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