i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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