i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My bed is full of blood and feathers
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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