I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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