Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Can I color on your dick again?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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