We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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