BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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