your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
