then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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