Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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