I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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