So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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