And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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