flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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